I am thinking of starting “phallology”

Send me a picture of your penis and $125 and I’ll tell your future.

Here’s a piece on “Rumpology.”

Stallone claims that the left and right butt cheeks reveal a person’s past and future, respectively. She says she has a degree in chemistry, but she must not have studied anatomy or physiology. She claims any doctor will tell you that the body is like a warehouse which stores everything. She thinks that the right buttocks represents the left cerebral hemisphere of the brain, while the left buttocks represents the right hemisphere. Her rump report, she says, can tell you “whether you are going ass-backwards (into that little closet called the left brain)” or are going forward with the right brain.

She even teaches others how to read the future by looking at behinds. José Miranda, for example, learned rumpology from Stallone. The Little Havana (Miami) soothsayer became a hit on the “phenomenally popular and raunchy late-night talk show ‘La Cosa Nostra’ on Spanish-language WJAN-TV Channel 41.”*

Miranda says that rump reading is “no different than reading a palm or someone’s eyes.” That’s no exaggeration. Rumpology works the same way as astrology, cartomancy, metoposcopy, palmistry, and getting messages from ghosts. Although Miranda’s live readings of scantily clad models adds a new dimension to the expressions cold reading, subjective validation, and sympathetic magic.

via rumpology – The Skeptic’s Dictionary – Skepdic.com.

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